War

There were peanut M&M's, and regular M&M's. The peanut M&M's, who had peanuts and were with God, decided to have a War with the regular M&M's because they were God-less. First the regular M&M's said they had peanuts, too, and there was nothing to have a War about. The peanut M&M's produced X-ray photos of regular M&M's taken in secret. Then the regular M&M's said that just because they didn't have peanuts didn't mean they weren't with God. All the negatives in this sentence confused the peanut M&M's, so the regular M&M's said that they had God, too, but just in a different chocolately kind of way. The blue M&M's got fed up and said they didn't have a God, so there. There was a big meeting of all the really important M&M's to figure out if a War was needed, and the answer was Yes but only certain colors had to go. This made the blues and browns and greens and yellows and oranges unhappy, and the reds happy and uncertain. The War didn't stop, and then the reds were unhappy, too. One day, a tiny yellow regular M&M said that all M&M's were chocolate inside, and wasn't this the most important thing? It was.