Smoosh

Once upon a time, there was an atom. His name was Adam, which was kind of funny because it sounded just like what he was. It's as if my name were "Carbon", or "Bootilicious." Adam decided to call all his friends and have a big party. The highlight of the party was seeing how many drunk atoms would fit into Adam's bathroom. The answer was too many, because they squished together so tightly that a huge explosion occurred, which annihilated the entire universe.

The End.

Really.